Unemployment is rough
Who shall I alienate today?While his former teammates lost all hope of making the playoffs, Terrell Owens enjoyed a star-saturated party in celebration of his 32nd birthday. Included among the guests were 11 former teammates. Like that locker room needed a little more tension.
Some highlights from the article: (bring the block quotes!)
The party invitations arrived last week and were shaped like a penalty flag. They read: "There's a flag on the play? After further review, No. 81 is at it again."
Scantily clad women wearing different colored No. 81 jerseys with question marks representing the team name provided some of the entertainment for the guests.
And yes, Paris Hilton was there. Not so much because she's required by law to be present at every party, but because she wanted to support a fellow mostly undeserving newsmaker.
Meanwhile Owens' raving lunatic of an agent Drew Rosenhaus recently was fired as Green Bay Packer Javon Walker's agent. Rumor has it that Owens is considering dropping Rosenhaus as well.
Now that's a guy who needs to be unemployed. Worst of all he's another reason I feel guilty for being a Miami Hurricanes fan - he's an alumnus.
Sorry, Drew - I think you may be too sleazy for even Paris to show for your birthday party.
Posted by Joel at 12/12/2005 11:53:00 PM
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